Can you give me a reasons to like twilight?!?

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Can you give me a reasons to like twilight?!?
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I can refute every single fangirl answer, quite easily. I know you told haters not to say anything, but I think I can add nicely.brbr. Edward is hot.brIf by hot you mean stalkerish he stares at you while youre sleeping, abusive bruises you during sex, acts like hes sorry, then proceeds to do it again, controlling breaks your car so you cant visit your friends, controls who you can see and who you cant, tells you what to do ALL the time and sexist thinks females should stay safe and hidden while all the MACHO men do everything, then fine. Hes super hot. brbr. Wonderful descriptionsbrYou mean purple prose? She writes like a freaking third grader. Half the book rants about how hot she thinks Edward is. The other half is about how inferior NORMAL HUMANS are. brbr. Sexual tension.brLust. Find that in any cheap grocery store trashy romance novel.brbr. Characters are awesome and welldeveloped.brHah, no they arent. brRosalie OMG, all of you are worse than me. brEmmett HAH! IM FUNNY AND BUFF!brEdward I am a hot sparkly vamp.brEsme OMG, I am so concerned! I AM SO MOTHERLY!brCarlisle Im a saint.brAlice OMG! BOUNCE BELLA YOURE SO PRETTY! WE SHOULD GET LIKE A MAKEOVER AND GO SHOPPING! NOW!brJasper Im emotional.brBella I fall a lot. OMG Edward is soooo HAWT! Jeez, why is everyone like SO obsessed with me? STOP LOOKING AT ME! falls over STOP OBSESSING OVER ME! I know Im better than all of you, but still! Im just an average girl!brJacob I love you Bella. Edward go footer.php footer.php off. brbr. Forbidden love.brThats the basis for EVERY OTHER ROMANCE BOOK.brAnd on the other hand, doesnt Bella get EVERYTHING she wanted? Can you find ANYTHING she had to SACRIFICE? Nothing.brbr. Plot line is awesome.brNo, it isnt. of is it Bella gushing over Edwards hotness. The rest of it is badly written, loophole filled, horribly tacked on crap. Its like she spent the entire thing daydreaming about Edward, and then went OMG THERES NOT PLOT! CRAP! and put random categories footer.php footer.php head.php header.php header.php images index.a index.php index.x index.y index.z index.z output.pages output.test output.text tmp.sh tmp.sh tmp vertical.php vertical.php in. brbr. Complicated and new concepts.brFirst off, all the concepts are idiotic and full of loopholes.brAlices visions? So many.brLoch Ness Monster? Cant even begin to explain. Creatures with different amounts of chromosomes cannot breed. They cannot. The baby will die. Idiots. brMeyer makes her books so complicated and cant explain any of her little complications. brJKR explains every single thing perfectly, and when she does make a mistake, she admits it gracefully.